Gilad Atzmon: The Next Israeli President

In case you didn’t know, London Jewish Chronicle is the best paper around.

It  somehow manages to dig out the best kosher quotes ever. 

The following  was reportedly said by Dominique Strauss-Kahn in 1991 during the Gulf War

"Every Diaspora Jew, wherever he is, and this includes France, must help Israel. This is the reason why it is important for Jews to take political responsibilities. In my position and in my daily life, I modestly try to help to build Israel."

I suspect that Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have exhausted his chances to become the next French President.  However, bearing in mind his loyalty to Israel and his reported libidinal enthusiasm, he may as well consider running for the Israeli office.